Enthusiasm of Links: I work in the Institute of Neologisms, but at lunchtime I go out and sit in the Cemetery of Forgotten Words.

And so the great task continues: clear away the accumulated drifts of fascinating - nay, EXCELLENT - links I have to share with you, in a frenzy of enthusiasm.  Here you are, a mix of new and classic:

• Do you read Dear Sugar?  I think Sugar's officially taken over from Carolyn Hax and Dan Savage as my favorite "agony aunt," although there's room enough in my heart for all three.  Truth be told, I did enjoy this recent exchange from Judith Martin.  It's a whole new (glorious) world, people.
  

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Can my 15-year-old granddaughter wear a short cocktail dress to a black-tie wedding?

GENTLE READER: Can you stop her?

• I covet this modernist bird feeder, sleek and lovely. Also: Elevenfiftyfour's a Canadian company, which means I don't have to grapple with customs brokers.  Rare online shopping win for the True North Strong and Free (Shipping)!
  

• Ralph Fiennes reads Voldemort erotic fanfic in the plummiest possible tones.

• On an entirely unrelated note, I swear, if you are in Scotland (or perhaps elsewhere in the UK?) you can listen to Alan Cummings - may his brilliance know no bounds - read Robert Burns's "Cock Up Your Beaver."  Alas, I can't, being in national exile from the BBC.

• I'm giving this to all my first-year students: How to Email a Professor. Because I'll never forget the time (years ago) a student greeted me in a semester's worth of emails as "Hey Mr. Ariel!".  (Nothing about that is correct, but in her defense, she'd been attending the wrong class all term.)

• Baltimore feminists devise a Victoria's Secret line that is focused on consent. Victoria's Secret is not amused.  

• An alpha female from Yellowstone's wolf population called 832F was killed by hunters.  She was tremendous popular among visitors to Yellowstone, and researchers were tracking her movements when she was shot outside the confines of the park.  I know my feeling of sadness about this is colored by a slightly suspect anthropomorphizing of wolves, but I'm not sure how to reel that narrative back in, mentally.

• A comics narrative in mixed media.

Things that left me famished:

1. Buttery Smashed Tiny Potatoes
2. Toffee Chocolate Chip Shortbread
3. Rosemary Salted-Caramel Apple Pie (you had me at Salted Caramel)
4. How to Make a Classic Tarte Tatin (look at that gloriously messy photo)
5. Mushroom Gruyere Pasta.
   

• On the visual dimension of the (type)written word: the pictorial typewriter.

• If you have an interest in gender, questions about trans and cis terminology, or a deep and growing discomfort with the rhetoric of binarism, check out Not Your Mom's Trans 101. Among the many fascinating insights: "The fallacies of binding identity to bodies, which are fragile, changeable things, subject to injury, mutilation, maiming, decay and ultimate destruction, should by now be clear."

• A clock that rolls meditatively around your desk and refuses to give you exact times.  I need it. Ok, need might be too strong a word.
  

• New York theatre is youthful, and it is vibrant. I've ordered quite a few new plays based on this list.

• Investigators are considering exhuming In Cold Blood's Perry and Dick to see if there is DNA evidence that links them to the midcentury murder of a Florida family. A murder that Truman Capote has them discussing contemplatively in his true-crime masterpiece.
  

• The CW has just bought its second attempt at a Hunger Games-style reality series.  It's almost like they haven't actually read the books.
  

• Comics auteur Chris Ware had a reading epiphany this year, and it was Laura Ingalls Wilder.

• Last, but not least, Archivedbook: because as every year comes to a close, I wish I could print the capsule of my compiled Facebook interactions and preserve it for posterity.  Because I'm a theatrical solipsist. Because I wish I had encapsulated lives like this for each of my unknown ancestors.  Because we're no longer an epistolary society, but that doesn't mean we don't leave traces.
  

“Most young writers and artists roll around in description like honeymooners on a bed.”

— James Agee

An Enthusiasm of Links: Sinister Minimalism and Editorial Daggers

Back in the giddy (read "anxious") days of grad school, when I was a more constant bloggess, I decided that if there could be such a thing as a collective noun for curated links to varied eccentricities, it would be this: an enthusiasm of links. These are altogether more frantic times for me, so Sycorax Pine is no longer quite the model of clockwork efficiency it once was.  I thought I'd prime the pump (and begin as I mean to go on with this new site) with an enthusiasm of links. Some of them have been knocking around my archives for a bit, but all of them - I guarantee it - are brilliant.

“‘These notes are not born of modesty or low self-esteem. They are born of the simple truth that a first draft is crap; a first draft is terrible, horrible, no good, very bad; and the writer, moving forward while leaving a stream of detritus in her wake, CAN GET VERY DISCOURAGED. But she keeps moving, because, as Robert Frost said, “The best way out is always through.”‘”

— Kristin Cashore

• Some stocking-stuffers for those, like me, who always forget that not everyone has cast off the shackles of compulsory calendrically-mandated gift-giving, and end up rushing to the mall on December 23 and collapsing in overwhelmed tears on a Pottery Barn sofa:  Sinisterly Minimalist Disney Posters (my favorites are the terrifying Bambi and the clever symmetry of Peter Pan), Game of Thrones Sigil Tees (if only you could really buy them), the Thomas Hobbes Thong (because every woman wants to think of the words "immense fishy beast" when she puts on her underwear), "That terrarium idea has legs!", some Austenish items on Etsy (I narrowly restrained myself from getting D an "I am Mr. Darcy" shirt), and an alarm clock that will run from you (because, you know, tempus fugit).
  

• London in Puddles.  Earth hath not anything to show more fair....
  

• On the sad passage of the Kabuki generations, and the continuity of the legacy: "Mr. Kanzaburo is survived by his wife, Yoshie, the daughter of a Kabuki actor, and two sons, Kankuro and Shichinosuke, who are themselves Kabuki actors."

• For those who adore the books of Kristin Cashore as much as I do, this quite brilliant account of her process. For those of you who don't yet adore them, go and read Graceling immediately.  Seriously: right now.

• A Victorian Lady and Her Deep-Sea Diver: And Therein Lies a Tale...
  

• We were disappointed in SantaCon this year, perhaps because we were expecting a veritable ocean of naughty Clauses to stumble with drunken jollity through the centre of Waikiki.  Instead we got a steady holiday-themed trickle.  Humbug!
  

• Edinburgh's guerrilla book sculptor may offend some book purists, but I believe in the pleasure of the book as a tactile object (not simply as an intact spiritual icon), and that means that I believe in its malleability as an artistic medium.

• The best royal baby news of last week: "Norway's Crown Princess Mette-Marit secretly traveled to India in order to care for infant twins born to the surrogate mother of a gay palace employee unable to get a travel visa, the palace said on Monday." While there, she was mistaken for a nanny by hospital workers.

• Controversy surrounds a 50,000 pound, publically-funded Library of Wales program to republish "lost" Welsh classics: "We look after castles and museums look after artefacts. Books are dead artefacts unless they're read."'

• What Jefferson didn't actually say.

• Is this a dagger I see beside me? The OED, obsolescence, and rogue editorial choices: "This is really shocking. If a word gets into the OED, it never leaves. If it becomes obsolete, we put a dagger beside it, but it never leaves."
  

“There is a dress code, it is Santa. You must dress up. A Santa hat is not enough. Buy a Santa suit. Borrow a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. If you’re not into Santa go with Sexy Mrs. Claus, Buddy the Elf, one of the Ho-Ho-Hoes, a Christmas Tree, Donny the Dancing Dreidel. Whatever floats your candy cane. Just don’t wear your street clothes and a hat.

The first rule of Santa Con is that we do not talk about Santa Con. Memorize the following responses to common questions.

Q: Who’s in charge? — Santa
Q: Who are you with? — Santa
Q: What’s this about? — Ask Santa, he’s over there. ”

— SantaCon Rules

• Every single moment of this story is pure delight: "A World War II code found strapped to the leg of a dead pigeon stuck in a chimney for the past 70 years may never be broken, a British intelligence agency said Friday. The bird was found by a man in Surrey, southern England, while he was cleaning out a disused fireplace at his home this month." 1) I really wish that the British would come up with another word for devotees of messenger birds than "pigeon fancier." 2) There was a volunteer National Pigeon Service during the war. 3) There is "an animal equivalent of the Victoria Cross awarded to humans for bravery in battle," and it is called the "Dickin medal." Seriously: !!!!.

• The status of this ("You Can't Grade Students' Behavior, Prof Told After Introducing Civility Clause") as controversy baffles me a bit. Isn't civil and constructive (as well as active and creative) engagement in discussion a portion of the class participation grade (if there is one)?

• D frequently tells me that the internet is not, and will never be, my friend. This story about Munchausen by Internet (and what happens when people feign personal catastrophe in online support communities) did serious work to bring me 'round to his way of thinking.

• How to tell if a toy is for a boy or a girl?: A Handy Guide

• Scott Lynch responds to reader criticism that his novel is a bundle of "politically-correct clichés": "God, yes! If there’s one thing fantasy is just crawling with these days it’s widowed black middle-aged pirate moms."

I'll call it a day there, although I've barely scratched the surface of the backlog.  Off all these poor remaindered links go to a post for next week!