And I used to OWN the damn things. Seriously: google it.

D: "You know what show's supposed to be good? My Little Pony.  Seriously: google it."

He gradually becomes aware of a creeping silence.

D: "What?  WHAT?"

I'm not kidding; he's making me watch it online.  I'm going to see whether I can't tempt him back to sanity with this box set of Homicide.